Back by absolutely no demand whatsoever...
it's the "Win a Date With Sven" contest.
Win a date? With you? Sweet - where do I sign up?
You can't. Hah. You're too late.
What do you mean "I can't?"
You can't. It wont happen. I'm really sorry about this. I know you're crushed.
But I took the quiz!??! I'm compatible with you.
Sure. Sure you are. And I want to believe you. But the fact of the matter is, someone beat you to the punch. This
fine woman has snagged me. Aren't we just adorable?
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