That Which Is New

Hmmmmmm. found more ninjas. But It has been agreed that their exact location will not be disclosed. This will keep the ninja flow regulated. We don't want a flooded market.
We found a source for ninjas in Rolla. They are from the same mold, but different colors. The colors that have been acquired are: pale orange, black, purple, mustard yellow, and light green. We consider this a neww race of ninjas. It has been agreed that they are equals to the originals. "All ninjas are created equal, unless they are the stupid imitation ninjas, you can do whatever you want to those."
A load of the new ninjas has been saved from the clutches of the bubble machine thing. Plans are in order to rescue more.

Well, the switch has been made to suave.com. The ninja homepage will now be hosted by www.suave.com and will soon disappear from the www.umr.edu site. Proper road signs will be erected to steer everyone to the right place.

Sven and I have successfully hooked the mutant giant ninjas from Iowa. I believe that only 2 have been hooked. Though novel, they are somewhat of a burden to actually wear.

Sven has just offered to house the ninja homepage on his personal machine at www.suave.com. No, not the shampoo. I believe that we will at first set up a mirror, so that we can throw a bunch more pictures and maybe the animation up there. I will be dealing with sven over the next few weeks on this matter.

16 December 1996

It has just been brought to my attention that a New Ninja Order has been genetically engineered the Ninja Research Center (NRC) in Des Moines Iowa. Though genetically identical, these ninjas are twice the size of their Missouri counterparts. I will also be dealing with sven on this matter. A treaty is in the works.

16 December 1996

francis has given me a blue nunchuka and an orange grappling hook. In addition, I have taken out of service my yellow nunchuk who has so faithfully guarded my hp since april. That makes the availability count and even 4. Still, don't ask me for them. I will decide who gets them.

12 December 1996

i corrected the spelling of 'efficiency' down below. duh.

12 December 1996

A new calculations section was added. Now you can determine your very own ninja efficiency and cost per ninja.

11 December 1996

A warm welcome to John Johnson. He was awarded his ninja on 10 December 1996. He was officially added (much to the dismay of lauri the freakshow) to the list of ninja owners on 12 December 1996. He was given a yellow ninja with nunchukas.

30 November 1996

As of today, the ninjas are no longer available at the laundromat in Rolla. So i guess there are now a finite number of ninjas. Hook 'em if you got 'em. -Q

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last updated 16 December 1996