The Quinncyclopedia
A-Amazing
I can't get this word out of my head. At UMR, the computer lab had AAmazing brand monitors on all
of the computers. I can't forget this. Ugh. Whenever I think about the word amazing, it comes as
A-A-Mazing.
Big Brother
My work computers are named miniluv and minitru, after the Ministry of Love and the Ministry of Truth in the book 1984. If I get
more computers, I'll add more ministries.
Bubble Tea
I was introduced to Bubble Tea in about 1999 and fell in love with it. It's difficult to obtain
outside of large cities like Los Angeles, San Francisco, or Toronto, but I grab one whenever I can.
Coffee
I love coffee. I can drink decaf when needed, but prefer the kick of the regular. I
am ALWAYS up for a coffee break. Just call me or even (and I'm showing my dorkiness here) email
me. My blood runs brown.
Cooking
I cook. I'm told I cook well. The last experiment was a Singaporean lunch featuring 8 Chili Crabs and Mee Goreng. I had a lot of
help, though.
Drugs
See coffee.
Family
Family is important to me. I have two brothers, one sister-in-law, one nephew, and two niece. Mom works in a Doctor's office and dad
is a retired plumber, though he's still
working part time as an estimator for a plumbing company. My older brother Shawn followed dad and
is a plumber. My younger brother Paul got a BS in Engineering Managment from UMR and now works in
an auto parts buyer/reseller. We call it the junkyard. My sister in law Stephanie is a nurse, but
hasn't worked since being diagnosed with Leukemia (see Leukemia). Plus, the kids are a handful. I
go back to see them all about twice a year.
General Motors
After I graduated from UMR the second time, I got a job with GM Truck in Pontiac, Michigan. It was
your typical engineering job in a gargantuan corporation. I made a lot of good friends and had a
lot of interesting experiences. While working at GM's Milford Proving Grounds, I was able to take
the ADT, Advanced Driver Training. This is the course where you get to slide around the ice-like
patch on black lake, a huge paved area used for some of their tests. At 55mph, the instructor put
me into a skid and I had to steer out of it. It took me a couple of tries, but I got it. It's
quite fun to be spinning around on ice at 55mph in a Pontiac Grand Prix. I also got to work in a
truck assembly plant for 7 months. I asked to be placed in Silao, Mexico but ended up in Dayton,
OH. Oh well. It was still a good time.
Helmet
Call me a dork, but I always wear my helmet while riding my bike. As a cyclist, I've seen many bad
crashes. As an engineer, my brain is important to me. A friend of mine almost died from a bike
wreck a couple years ago. His brain surgery photos can be seen here. (WARNING - blood and stuff)
Humidity
I'm from the midwest. I know what real humidity feels like. At its most humid, Santa Barbara is
still not humid. Real humidity is when you walk out the door of the house and scream when you run
into the wall of moisture. Real humidity is having to run your car's air conditioner on the wait to
work - at 6:30am. Real humidity is breaking a sweat walking out to your car which is parked in the
front driveway.
Leukemia
My sister in law was diagnosed with CML (Chronic Myelogenous Leukemia)
in March 2004. It's a phone call that I hope nobody ever has to receive. Of
course, if you're going to get Leukemia, CML is apparently the kind that
you want. It's drug-treatable though not curable that way. See Remission.
Los Bike
Los Bike is a group of friends who attended the University of Missouri -
Rolla anywhere from 1997 to 2001. Most were DJ's at UMR's student-run
radio station, KMNR. Many also mountain (as well as road) bike. Los
bike is still headquartered in St. Louis, MO, though many members live
elsewhere. You can learn more about them from their very old web page
here.
Madagascan Hissing Roaches
I inherited a pair of these from a former housemate. Sure, they're big,
gross bugs, but they're kind of cool in a Kafka-esque sort of way. They
had babies recently (around 40 of them). I don't know what I'm going to
do with them. And yes, they do hiss. If you make them mad or disturb
them, they expel air through the sides of their shells and make a
hissing noise. Fun for parties. * I gave the roaches away in September 2005. I was all roached out.
Ninjas, Little Rubber
Little Rubber Ninjas are cool. You should get one. Ask me and I might
be able to hook you up, depending on the daily catch.
Ph.D.
I am a Ph.D. student at UC Santa Barbara. It's no walk in the park, but
I enjoy it. I hope I can graduate sometime soon.
Photography
In April 2002 I bought a Canon Powershot S330 Digital Camera. It still works. I love it. I've
taken some pretty cool photos with it. I think the key is taking thousands of photos. By the laws
of probability, some of them will come out well. The Mike Quinn photography theory is similar to
the monkeys / typewriters / Shakespeare theory except mine has been
proven. I guess that would make it more of a law.
Radio
I am a DJ at UCSB's radio station, KCSB. I do wednesday nights from
10pm to midnight. When in Missouri, I was a DJ for 5 years at KMNR. I used
to be sort of a music snob, but now I just don't care.
Remission
My sister in law is in remission (as of 21 September 2004). Let's hear it for Cancer Research. Now
go donate money. She's on Gleevec. It rocks.
Science
I am the Master of Science. So says my second diploma.
Shogun Warriors
For Halloween 1978 I was a shogun warrior. I'm pretty sure it was Mazinger. Someday I'll post a
pic. The reason I remember this is because it's my earliest (I think) memory. It was pre-younger
brother and my Grandpa Quinn was still alive. He died in August 1978, so I have very few memories
of him. Anyway, my older brother, Shawn, was spiderman and I remember my grandpa said he liked
Shawn's costume better because it wasn't as scary. I should dig out that phot the next time I'm in StL.
Volkswagen
I love old air-cooled Volkswagens. My first two cars were VW Beetles
(1972 and 1967, respectively). I also owned a 1973 VW Thing for a few
years, but it was in storage and I didn't really drive it too much. I
had to sell it once I moved to Santa Barbara due to the expense.
Someday I will own another, preferrably a beetle.
Yellow
In the Tour de France, the overall leader wears yellow. Lance Armstrong
and Nike started the Wear Yellow
campaign to raise money for cancer research. Perhaps you've seen people
wearing the yellow wristbands. That's what it's all about. Live
Strong.