My Last Column (sniff, sniff)

  • Canada: More Than Just the 51st State!
    4stars Yep. This is it, the article that ended my career as a writer! Pretty cool actually. The infamous Canada Article inspired my good friend Jessica Bigas (a Canadian) to write an angry letter. Unfortunately, the Miner didn't realize that she was kidding and printed a disclaimer appologizing for my past and present behavior. The Miner has what we in the Humor Column Industry call "A lack of a sense of humor." So I wrote a genuine angry letter, as did about 5 Humor Junkies, denouncing the Minor's lack of humor. Then I retired. . .(Between you and me, I was out of material anyway!)