mike mike dinkela plays guitar and sings. he's 22 years old and majoring in music and education at st. charles comunity college. he is presently employed as a cook at denny's restaurant in st. charles, mo (5th street location). he hopes to be employed in the future as a music teacher. turn ons are big men, chicken, and spacious athletic facilities. he likes pro-wrestling too much and can play a mean game of kickball.
		troy troy howard plays guitar and sings. he's 21 years old and is a freelance student. he considers his employment to be an irrelevant task not worth mentioning here. he hopes to go to college for anthropology and get big bucks for figuring out why people do what they do. turn ons are clashing clothes, hummus, and bad puns. he hates pro-wrestling and can kick mike's ass in kickball.
	tom tom cantrell plays bass and sings. he's 21 years old and presently unemployed. no one really knows how tom came to be playing bass for the flaming squirrels, least of all tom himself, but he welcomes the opportunity to stop trying to be bob dylan, and start trying to be roger waters. turn ons are girls, women, chicks, and babes. when asked his opinion of pro-wrestling, he replied, 'its for people who live in trailer parks... and shop at wal-mart. barefoot.' he's been known to deathmatch til the wee hours of the morn, but whenever anyone mentions kickball, he suddenly remembers a pressing previous engagement.