random shit this is a collection of random shit that relates to the band. ook here for all kinds of neet stuff and links to other crap. the document after a show one late august evening, the squirrels were hanging around bullshitting and jamming with the other musicians that had played that night. out of the corner of his eye, troy noticed a pile of papers, fluttering from the air current made by the fan overhead. he went over and collected up the pages. they seemed to be a dialogue between two voices... and they were talking about the squirrels. we have no idea where this document came from, or who wrote it, but we decided to post it up here for the world to see. here is the content: [voice 1] Are the Squirrels alive or dead when they are set on fire? [voice 2] The flames are exhuded by the live squirrels. It's a little known sub-classificatoin, very rare. What scientific classification would that be under? squirrillious flambificus I see.. and they choose their band name in honor of this pyrific creature? In order to pay homage to this rare, and little known creature. Somebody has to do it. I dunno, if they had chosen say, the spotted owl it probably wouldn't have had the same effect. Oh no, don't under estimate their impact. Every animal has to get his/her start somewhere. Besides, why sell out to the corporate animal calling? That's one thing they're not part of as a band. (besides the fact that 2/3 of the band works at Denny's). Unfortunate. - Do you suppose it's difficult to grow a small tuft of hair just on the chin? There seems to be a central theme with many people here tonight. I believe Troy's is a natural phenomenon. With razors though, anything is possible! The concept works on my legs and pits. I don't want to go there. Notice the effect of caffiene. Everybody is bouncing, or maybe it's the song. I think the vibration on the floor actually comes from the passing cars outside. Please note that it only affects the stage. Someone should really look into that. It's probably done to get the crowd going. It's all a big conspiracy... "The Man" tryng to keep us down. Or at least moving to that "special" beat hope it wil hypnotize us and force us all to drive to the nearest Starbucks for stabilization. See, you know George Lucas said, the Starwars movies may have given the impression that "the force" is a religious thing. It's not. It's caffiene. The force that keeps all of humankind working towards a variety of goals. Another reason to drink decaf. Mind control is far too powerful for me to have any part in it. That is just you contributing your $4 to the cause without getting the good (and yes, oh so legal) drug caffiene. At least I get my fix. I contribute $4 against the conspiracy. I just like to prove that I can walk up to the "fine line", and even walk on it at times, without being forced to cross it. Poser. You're just envious of my self-control. (Sure you have self-control, Joe would agree, and ... ) Trust me, I have control. That's what all addicts believe. The first of the 12 steps to get through is admitting that you have a problem. Control is just an illusion. Only in your caffienated world. Proof again that DENIAL is not just a river in Egypt. The drug is even diminishing your sense of humor. Anyway -- I am awestruck at the powerful messages sent out to me this evening via the independent song writer. I think it's very hard to find anything to rhyme with hemmrhoid. I'm rather impressed. Well, I guess you've got to aim high when it comes to prospective men. I try not to incapacitate men. I usually am more interested in conversing with them than maiming them. At least you didn't say "maim high". we have some speculation about the origin of this record. from what we can tell it is either between two females (or possibly two homosexual males), that have some source of information regarding the squirrels. they are obviously intelligence agents loyal some agency, but which agency? FBI? CIA? KGB? NSA? the Illuminati? all of the above? anyone with any information regarding this subject can reach us by talking into the nearest potted plant. pictures here are some pictures taken at the shows, and some 'real' photos of the band members (for those of you who aren't satisified with our animal fetishes). this is a flyer we put out looking for a drummer -- if you're a drummer, please contact us!! we'll eat large quantities of cheese in your honor. links mike's homepage tom's homepage troy's homepage unsuave.com (the people who host us for free.. ) deadsquirrel links a page full of fun squirrel links