Sven Robinson

PIC OF SVEN

FULL NAME Ryan David Jarrell

D.O.B. 22 June 1974

PRIMARY LOS DIVISION LOS DORK (Honorary Los Bike member - I'm in bike training)

FROM: Florissant, MO - the center of the universe

RESIDENCE Residence: Fenton (I aspire to be as cool as Quinn and Mueller.)

DEGREE / TITLE Think about it - would you give me a degree? Didn't think so.

MARITAL STATUS Single, but taking applications for the 'win a date with sven contest'.

BIKE 1976 Big Wheel w/nobby tires and PowerKids forks. Keen.

COMPUTERS DEC Alpha Multia 133, NeXT slab 68040, 3 AT&T 3B1's, 3 Macs, 4 IBM 386 touchscreen laptops, a Symbolics, and about 15-20 random x86 boxes. (There's more - I just can't remember all of 'em.)

YEARS RIDING MOUNTAIN 0 (I'm learning. Get off my back already.)

YEARS RIDING KEYBOARDS 18

FAVORITE LOCAL TRAILS Mill Creek is good, but I kinda liked Castlewood. Berryman is neat-O too, but a bit too rocky for my skill (skill = 0) and way too long.

BEST COMPUTING EXPERIENCE Talk to me in 2 years when the statute of limitations is up.

WORST COMPUTING EXPERIENCE About 2 years ago I was pulling an all-nighter at the office. I was going strong - had 3 machines going and I was putting my rolley chair through the paces rolling back and forth between machines. As per my normal state of dress - my shoes were off. I hit a rough patch of carpet - my feet stopped, the chair didn't. One of the chair casters climbed up the back of my foot - on the way down it took all of the skin off. Damn near ripped out my Achilles tendon - I still have the scar.

FAVORITE PRE-(AND DURING)HACK FOOD AND BEVERAGE Doritoes and Mountain Dew.
Maybe a sub from Jimmy John's depending on hunger level.

FAVORITE POST-HACK FOOD AND BEVERAGE Egghh. After an entire bag of doritoes and a 6 of dew who can eat?

FAVORITE BEER-LIKE SUBSTANCE Frambois Lambic

FAVORITE HARD LIQUOR Abosolut

MALT LIQUOR OF CHOICE Do I have to choose?


	FULL NAME	Ryan David Jarrell
	D.O.B.	22 June 1974
	PRIMARY LOS DIVISION	LOS DORK (Honorary Los Bike member - I'm in bike training)
	FROM:	Florissant, MO - the center of the universe
	RESIDENCE	Residence: Fenton (I aspire to be as cool as Quinn and Mueller.)
	DEGREE / TITLE	Think about it - would you give me a degree? Didn't think so.
	MARITAL STATUS	Single, but taking applications for the 'win a date with sven contest'.
	BIKE	1976 Big Wheel w/nobby tires and PowerKids forks. Keen.
	COMPUTERS	DEC Alpha Multia 133, NeXT slab 68040, 3 AT&T 3B1's, 3 Macs, 4 IBM 386 touchscreen laptops, a Symbolics, and about 15-20 random x86 boxes. (There's more - I just can't remember all of 'em.)
	YEARS RIDING MOUNTAIN	0 (I'm learning. Get off my back already.)
	YEARS RIDING KEYBOARDS	18
	FAVORITE LOCAL TRAILS	Mill Creek is good, but I kinda liked Castlewood. Berryman is neat-O too, but a bit too rocky for my skill (skill = 0) and way too long.
	BEST COMPUTING EXPERIENCE	Talk to me in 2 years when the statute of limitations is up.
	WORST COMPUTING EXPERIENCE	About 2 years ago I was pulling an all-nighter at the office. I was going strong - had 3 machines going and I was putting my rolley chair through the paces rolling back and forth between machines. As per my normal state of dress - my shoes were off. I hit a rough patch of carpet - my feet stopped, the chair didn't. One of the chair casters climbed up the back of my foot - on the way down it took all of the skin off. Damn near ripped out my Achilles tendon - I still have the scar.
	FAVORITE PRE-(AND DURING)HACK FOOD AND BEVERAGE	Doritoes and Mountain Dew. Maybe a sub from Jimmy John's depending on hunger level.
	FAVORITE POST-HACK FOOD AND BEVERAGE	Egghh. After an entire bag of doritoes and a 6 of dew who can eat?
	FAVORITE BEER-LIKE SUBSTANCE	Frambois Lambic
	FAVORITE HARD LIQUOR	Abosolut
	MALT LIQUOR OF CHOICE	Do I have to choose?