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FULL NAME John Asher Johnson, Juanito con Leche (JJ, Johnboy)

PRIMARY LOS DIVISION LOS BROTHA

FROM: Norf County (StL) MO

RESIDENCE Albany, CA

DEGREE / TITLE B.S. Physics (12/99 UMR)
Pursuing Ph.D. in Astrophysics (UC Berkeley)

MARITAL STATUS Very Spoken For (Married Pous' sister)
Girl-dar set to OFF

BIKE '99 Raleigh M80
(Shimano LX training wheels)

YEARS RIDING MOUNTAIN 1 year.

BEST MOUNTAIN BIKING EXPERIENCE That one time when I was riding and these fairies took me to a magical kingdom just off the trail. And something about paint fumes.

WORST MOUNTAIN BIKING EXPERIENCE The first time I rode with clipless pedals. I pulled up to a stop light and tried to do a track stand. There were several problems with this: A) I can't do a track stand B) the peddals were Welgos C) I was moving only about 0.001 mph. So I wobbled a little bit, panicked and then fell over right next to a car full of college students. I gotta hand it to them, they waited a full 5 seconds to make sure I was conscious before laughing their asses off. The worst thing about it was the fact that I couldn't get out of the peddals while lying there on the ground. So I had to take my shoes off. I promptly went home, threw away the peddals and bought a new pair of Times.

FAVORITE PRE-RIDE FOOD AND BEVERAGE Honey Bunches of Oats

FAVORITE POST-RIDE FOOD AND BEVERAGE Honey Bunches of Pous' Sister

FAVORITE BEER Killian's red

FAVORITE HARD LIQUOR Home-made bathtub Gin (you can really taste the potatoes)

MALT LIQUOR OF CHOICE Anything endorced by Lando Calrisian

[YES THERE WILL BE PICS OF US WITH BIKES HERE - SOON AS WE GET SOME]
	FULL NAME	John Asher Johnson, Juanito con Leche (JJ, Johnboy)
	PRIMARY LOS DIVISION	LOS BROTHA
	FROM:	Norf County (StL) MO
	RESIDENCE	Albany, CA
	DEGREE / TITLE	B.S. Physics (12/99 UMR) Pursuing Ph.D. in Astrophysics (UC Berkeley)
	MARITAL STATUS	Very Spoken For (Married Pous' sister) Girl-dar set to OFF
	BIKE	'99 Raleigh M80 (Shimano LX training wheels)
	YEARS RIDING MOUNTAIN	1 year.
	BEST MOUNTAIN BIKING EXPERIENCE	That one time when I was riding and these fairies took me to a magical kingdom just off the trail. And something about paint fumes.
	WORST MOUNTAIN BIKING EXPERIENCE	The first time I rode with clipless pedals. I pulled up to a stop light and tried to do a track stand. There were several problems with this: A) I can't do a track stand B) the peddals were Welgos C) I was moving only about 0.001 mph. So I wobbled a little bit, panicked and then fell over right next to a car full of college students. I gotta hand it to them, they waited a full 5 seconds to make sure I was conscious before laughing their asses off. The worst thing about it was the fact that I couldn't get out of the peddals while lying there on the ground. So I had to take my shoes off. I promptly went home, threw away the peddals and bought a new pair of Times.
	FAVORITE PRE-RIDE FOOD AND BEVERAGE	Honey Bunches of Oats
	FAVORITE POST-RIDE FOOD AND BEVERAGE	Honey Bunches of Pous' Sister
	FAVORITE BEER	Killian's red
	FAVORITE HARD LIQUOR	Home-made bathtub Gin (you can really taste the potatoes)
	MALT LIQUOR OF CHOICE	Anything endorced by Lando Calrisian