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PIC OF DOUG
[YES THERE WILL BE
PICS OF US WITH
BIKES HERE - SOON
AS WE GET SOME]

FULL NAME Douglas "the bitches love me" Krutil aka "Mr. Plastic Pants"

D.O.B. yes

PRIMARY LOS DIVISION LOS BIKE

FROM: your mom's house

RESIDENCE San Diego, CA

DEGREE / TITLE BS Biochemistry (May 1999)
MS Biochemistry (Aug 2001)
PhD. no-front-deraileurology

MARITAL STATUS single alas

BIKE 1994 STEEL Marin Palisades Trail. XTR/XT grupo. a cool ass 1996 chain tensioner from Bullet Bros that EVERYONE these days asks about. No purple whatsoever. A little bit of dirt.

BOARD Skates on Haight blank. Independent trucks. Rubber 1/8" risers. Blank wheels. I endorse no brandname, keepin it real.

WETSUIT Oneil, size medium (XL in the crotch area)

YEARS RIDING MOUNTAIN 130

FAVORITE LOCAL TRAILS trail to your girlfriend's house

BEST MOUNTAIN BIKING EXPERIENCE The time I got naked and smeared my entire body with nutella and then rode through town on a sunday morning. oh the memories!

WORST MOUNTAIN BIKING EXPERIENCE Still, riding with pauli. what a fucker.

BEST STRIP-CLUB EXPERIENCE East side, IL. But don't go with Tray-Cee, what a fucker.

FAVORITE PRE-RIDE FOOD AND BEVERAGE handful of dirt and a cup of rainwater

FAVORITE POST-RIDE FOOD AND BEVERAGE Blood Sausage. and Guinness.

FAVORITE BEER Guinness

FAVORITE HARD LIQUOR Everclear.

MALT LIQUOR OF CHOICE Colt 45

TIP Usually 20%

GOALS Airbrushed Aztec Warrior Queen on my rear-quarter panel. J-Lo on the other side.

[YES THERE WILL BE PICS OF US WITH BIKES HERE - SOON AS WE GET SOME]
	FULL NAME	Douglas "the bitches love me" Krutil aka "Mr. Plastic Pants"
	D.O.B.	yes
	PRIMARY LOS DIVISION	LOS BIKE
	FROM:	your mom's house
	RESIDENCE	San Diego, CA
	DEGREE / TITLE	BS Biochemistry (May 1999) MS Biochemistry (Aug 2001) PhD. no-front-deraileurology
	MARITAL STATUS	single alas
	BIKE	1994 STEEL Marin Palisades Trail. XTR/XT grupo. a cool ass 1996 chain tensioner from Bullet Bros that EVERYONE these days asks about. No purple whatsoever. A little bit of dirt.
	BOARD	Skates on Haight blank. Independent trucks. Rubber 1/8" risers. Blank wheels. I endorse no brandname, keepin it real.
	WETSUIT	Oneil, size medium (XL in the crotch area)
	YEARS RIDING MOUNTAIN	130
	FAVORITE LOCAL TRAILS	trail to your girlfriend's house
	BEST MOUNTAIN BIKING EXPERIENCE	The time I got naked and smeared my entire body with nutella and then rode through town on a sunday morning. oh the memories!
	WORST MOUNTAIN BIKING EXPERIENCE	Still, riding with pauli. what a fucker.
	BEST STRIP-CLUB EXPERIENCE	East side, IL. But don't go with Tray-Cee, what a fucker.
	FAVORITE PRE-RIDE FOOD AND BEVERAGE	handful of dirt and a cup of rainwater
	FAVORITE POST-RIDE FOOD AND BEVERAGE	Blood Sausage. and Guinness.
	FAVORITE BEER	Guinness
	FAVORITE HARD LIQUOR	Everclear.
	MALT LIQUOR OF CHOICE	Colt 45
	TIP	Usually 20%
	GOALS	Airbrushed Aztec Warrior Queen on my rear-quarter panel. J-Lo on the other side.