los bike first ever malt liquor tasting

Introduction | Let The Tasting Begin | The Scores | Final Standings

"My God, we've got a fridge full of malt liquor" -ed

`First Ever Malt Liquor Tasting`

17 October 1997
The Bat Cave

Members Present

Pic of Ed
Ed Reeves BS Ceramic Engineering MS very very close "Remove the 'R' and the 'ves' and replace with 'B' and 'r' and you've got 'Beer.'"
"Starts many stories with 'So I'm on the hopper...'"
"When I think Ed, I think malt liquor."
"Often heard saying 'Liquor? I don't even know her.'"

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Mike Pauli BS Geological Engineering "When you rock hard, 40 ounces isn't enough."
"Being vegetarian means there is extra room for malt liquor."
"He may no longer be vegan, but he's still my hero."
"Spent all his money on bikes (See Los Bike) so he can only afford cheap malt liquor."
"Punkus Maximus."

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Pat Berryhill BS Physics "He's got a degree in Physics. Does that make him a Physician?"
"Pat 'Beer'yhill - need I say more?"
"Jumpin' Pat Flash"
"The laws of physics do not apply to him."
"Presently working on isolating the malt liquor atom."

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Tracy Camp BS Chemical Engineering "Keeps his hair long to sop up spilled malt liquor."
"One word: Sassy!"
"His blood runs thick with country."
"Doesn't buy anything that doesn't come in 40 ounce containers - not even ketchup."

Mike Quinn BS Electrical Engineering MS in progress "Makes a damn fine chili"
"Punk ass bitch. Makes a damn fine banana bread."
"He needs more than 3 inches to be satisfied."
"Often promotes the merit of fine malt liquor to others."

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Dave? Hahn BS Computer Science in progress "Can't even afford a full pair of pants."
"Makes most of his beer into bread."
"His homemade t-shirts rock"

Guest Tasters

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Jason Kwiatkowski BS Biochemical Engineering in progress "Presently heading the skate punk division of Los Bike"
"Punk as fuck."
"If Jason's legs were hollow, he still couln't hold a lot of beer cause he's really skinny, but he keeps me company while I watch TV and that's cool."
"Aliens descended from the sky one day. JK was there. They said 'play some Offspring.' He kicked their ass."
"Rides the ice motorcycle."

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Kevin Mueller BS Electrical Engineering "When he was little, he was often discoverd building 40 ouncers out of legos."
"Can only count in increments of 40."
"Knowledgeable of other bodily toxins - particularly caffeine and nicotine."
"Now that he's got an electrical engineering degree, he has more time to focus on the malt liquor."

Background:

On the afternoon of 17 October 1997, the members of Los Bike went on a bike ride. They enjoyed the trail at Mill Creek in Newburg, MO for several hours. Afterward, they decided to converge (after taking showers, that is) at the Bat Cave (Ed and Jason's) and eat. It must be noted that Ed is the best damn cook in the world.

While deciding what to eat (this took about 3 hours of hard TV watching to do), Pat and Q brought up an idea that they had been throwing around. "Why don't we do a malt liquor tasting tonight" said they. It was agreed that that was a pretty good idea. Pat and Q were put on malt liquor duty. The rest were on food patrol. About 40 minutes later, the Bat Cave was again full of Los Bike.

The meal was of true white-trash style. Lots of Macaroni and cheese, lots of tater-tots, and rotel cheese dip with tortilla chips. It must be noted that this is in fact not the usual Ed-style cooking. It was agreed to forego Ed's usual cooking and to veer toward a more white-trash style. They even had 40 ounces of ketchup to compliment the wonderful meal.

"My God, we've got a fridge full of malt liquor" -ed

`First Ever Malt Liquor Tasting`

`Members Present`

`Guest Tasters`

Background:

`Only then did the tasting begin......`

`Members Present`
`Ed Reeves BS Ceramic Engineering MS very very close`	"Remove the 'R' and the 'ves' and replace with 'B' and 'r' and you've got 'Beer.'" "Starts many stories with 'So I'm on the hopper...'" "When I think Ed, I think malt liquor." "Often heard saying 'Liquor? I don't even know her.'"
`Mike Pauli BS Geological Engineering`	"When you rock hard, 40 ounces isn't enough." "Being vegetarian means there is extra room for malt liquor." "He may no longer be vegan, but he's still my hero." "Spent all his money on bikes (See Los Bike) so he can only afford cheap malt liquor." "Punkus Maximus."
`Pat Berryhill BS Physics`	"He's got a degree in Physics. Does that make him a Physician?" "Pat 'Beer'yhill - need I say more?" "Jumpin' Pat Flash" "The laws of physics do not apply to him." "Presently working on isolating the malt liquor atom."
`Tracy Camp BS Chemical Engineering`	"Keeps his hair long to sop up spilled malt liquor." "One word: Sassy!" "His blood runs thick with country." "Doesn't buy anything that doesn't come in 40 ounce containers - not even ketchup."
`Mike Quinn BS Electrical Engineering MS in progress`	"Makes a damn fine chili" "Punk ass bitch. Makes a damn fine banana bread." "He needs more than 3 inches to be satisfied." "Often promotes the merit of fine malt liquor to others."
`Dave? Hahn BS Computer Science in progress`	"Can't even afford a full pair of pants." "Makes most of his beer into bread." "His homemade t-shirts rock"
`Guest Tasters`
`Jason Kwiatkowski BS Biochemical Engineering in progress`	"Presently heading the skate punk division of Los Bike" "Punk as fuck." "If Jason's legs were hollow, he still couln't hold a lot of beer cause he's really skinny, but he keeps me company while I watch TV and that's cool." "Aliens descended from the sky one day. JK was there. They said 'play some Offspring.' He kicked their ass." "Rides the ice motorcycle."
`Kevin Mueller BS Electrical Engineering`	"When he was little, he was often discoverd building 40 ouncers out of legos." "Can only count in increments of 40." "Knowledgeable of other bodily toxins - particularly caffeine and nicotine." "Now that he's got an electrical engineering degree, he has more time to focus on the malt liquor."